1.Education is not just about going to school and getting a degree. It’s about widening your knowledge and absorbing the truth about life.
2.When i asked my personal trainer at the gym which machine i should use to impress beautiful women ?? he pointed outside and said 👉 “The ATM MACHINE.
3.Before the introduction of money, what did women use to find attractive in men?
4.A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better than a man who buys you expensive weaves to put on your empty head my sister.
5.No situation is permanent but there’s no hope for fallen breasts.
6.You always check your man’s phone but won’t check your child’s homework. My sister close your eyes let’s pray for Satan to leave you alone.
7.That’s why you are single , just two hours in a relationship you already say please do me a favor.
8.Having an Ex as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick.Once u feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend.
9.If you got bad attitude, change it. Stop looking for who will love you the way you are.
Nobody loves nonsense!
10.If God wanted your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair she would have been born in Brazil. My brothers let’s not confuse our ancestors.
11.Real men just do one round and sleep but these jobless guys will hit it all night as if they are releasing their poverty.
12.Some guys will intentionally not put chairs in their rooms so that whenever a lady comes to visit him, she will not have any option rather than to sit on the bed. Those guys are called ministers of strategic planning and Bedmatic Affairs.
13.Dear Men ..If you have no intention of marrying her, one round is enough.Stop drilling somebody’s future wife for nothing..
14.Your boyfriend, all he gets you is alcohol and you say he means the world to you? No my sister, he means the bar to you.
15When you’re beautiful on Facebook but ugly in real life, you should be arrested for misleading the public
16.Poverty makes beautiful girls do stupid things because of money.
17.Nobody sees the stars during the day. But in the night, they are visible. God knows how to hide you till its your time to shine. Your invisibility doesn’t mean you are not existing. It only means its not your time yet. Wait patiently, God’s timing is always perfect. There’s a day…called “ONE DAY” it shall be your turn, it is well.
18.In America…the so called developed country…when traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket they shoots you instantly..
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling.
19.Instead of feeding the 5000 people as Jesus did, prophet nowadays are instead being fed by 5000 people
20.When you chase women you lose money, but when you chase money you will never lose beautiful women.
Be careful with your salary.
This is a gentle reminder.
December is the time where girls will be more polite than customer care
Be Wise and Smart My Brothers
21.SOME GIRLS BE LIKE “I want a man who can protect me” But They have already rejected 12 security guards .My sister what do you really want, electric fence?
22.Some ladies will spend so much money on weaves trying to impress a man who is out there cheating on them with a girl who doesn’t even comb her hair.
23.The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
24.Rule number one for the festive season:- Don’t take pictures of the alcohol that you didn’t buy.
25.Marriage doesn’t cure lust, if it did adultery wouldn’t exist. Self-control is still a requirement. Lust doesn’t care if you are married or single.
You may be Solomon in wisdom or David in praise or Abraham in faith or Joshua in war but if you are not Joseph in discipline, you will end up like Samson in destruction…
This festive season self control is needed
26.Cheating on your wife doesn’t mean that you don’t love her, it’s like hiring a taxi but you have your own car at home. it saves tyres and reduces mileage.
27.You see a man of God with eight bodyguards and an AK47 gun and all he is telling you is that you need a sticker or anointing oil to be protected.Help me find sense in this….
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