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Restaurant in New York gets Government approval to sell Human Flesh as Meat


Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”

Restaurant in New York gets Government approval to sell Human Flesh as Meat
Restaurant in New York gets Government approval to sell Human Flesh as Meat

Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

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22 Observations on “Restaurant in New York gets Government approval to sell Human Flesh as Meat”

  1. Hector Abreu says:


    All these mae up laws every stupid groups comes up with are openly entertained by office seeking politician just for a vote. All of these “freedom” must be contained. This is not normal or acceptable; nor even for printing on a news paper. Are you willing to do this for rating or profits?

    Do you want to kill and serve your child to a group of demented group? Is this where we are as humans?

    Freedom is not doing whatever you want or feel like doing, but it is your highest duty to express yourself without taking away or at the cost of the freedom of everyone else.

  2. Robbie says:

    Well, this is for the true connoisseurs … I have no problem if meat eaters want to eat human meat let them do it…. some corpses may even have some healthy meat … and some will have some nice fat too!!! Good riddance of a lot of corpses too if you ask me, and at least the other animals can be left alone!

    1. Trust says:

      Robbie or who ever you call yourself you need deliverance and be taken out of the grip of the devil. Stop thinking like the devil himself. Jesus loves you so much and wants to save your soul from destruction. Just repent and give your life to Jesus.

      1. Barry Mead says:

        Why are religious wack nuts( ie the too stupid to get that there is no job) also so demonstrably thick as to not know the impossibility of actually selling human meat, how would it work? Murder people? Nope that is still illegal, so the other choice is, get it as you die, so which dead people are suitable, those on drugs,alcoholics,antibiotics, poisoned, cancer?

        A post mortem would be mandatory, and that cannot happen immediately, the person has to die, be collected, stored tagged, details taken, identified, then when all that and the “human kebab” donor card revealed, taken to be butchered-by whom?
        The fact it could be a disposal for real murder means there would be dozens of checks, and freshness would be a huge issue, that you idiots buy this when its a joke, the image comes from a stock image years before this advert and nothing to do with this, shows how gullible and stupid religious people are

    2. Ravi says:

      Seems to me you will be the first customer of this restaurant when they open the doors for public.

    3. Peter Bako says:

      This is absolute madness!! Where is the world heading to? We are truly in the very last hour of the world. Jesus said that, in the last days iniquities should abound. Now, it is happening in our very eyes.

      Judgement is near, run for your life by receiving Jesus Christ the Truth and the Life before it’s too late.


  3. Shane says:

    This is the end of the world. Going against Almighty will surely take you to heaven..

  4. Ravi says:

    Put the owner of the restaurant on the plate. This is lunatic, Humans turning into beyond imagination.

    1. Irma Van der Colff says:

      I agree with Ravi.

  5. Paul says:


    And these people call themselves civilized.

  6. Minu says:

    Will lead to more and more unscrupulous practices. Organ trade, satisfying cannibalistic desires and leanings and making them unique and sought after 🤦🏻‍♀️
    help the world humanise itself, if this is at all true. Kidnapping will increase. Missing persons will multiply. Eeks. This stinks.

  7. Gurunathan Palanisamy says:

    Select humans, both male and female, having healthy body will be kidnapped, consent signatures taken from them by force and their bodies will be delivered to the SKIN..just like human trafficking in prostitution. Wonder if this news is true or it is a prank by some crank. If it is true, why all the Federal and State Govt officials gone crazy and mad.! Absolutely unbelievable news.!

  8. Abigael says:

    This is insane , selling human flesh in restaurant? It will graduate from people donating their body after they died, to haunting to kill people to sell in their restaurant. This is end time.

  9. Peter says:

    This is Hoax message
    Before sharing any news links – at least use your common sense to think – could it be clickbait bullshit, fake or real….. You seriously – in a country regulated by so many rules even to serve a cup of coffee – think they would serve human flesh that too in USA?

  10. BREE says:

    And they complaint against Chinese eating dogs ,, what a lovely country,, there’s nothing United bout America,, always want to be leader not followers,, if this was another country you would heat how America get on

    1. Beee says:

      Hear not heat

  11. Sib says:

    How come this news is nowhere to be seen on mainstream media. Do you people check other sources before falling in the traps of fake news?

  12. Peter Bako says:

    Are you really sure that, the story isn’t just a concoction of some envious foes
    of the said top class restaurant in New York City who have sworn to put the crowd pulling eatery out of business?

  13. Heather says:

    This is sick, going back to stoneage, we are turning into animals, Do families get paid per kilo by the way. Hoping this is just a hoax

    1. Anel Noel says:

      This is behond any real human imagination.! Next thing you know they will be hunting people just like animals. This would create an environment where killing people is no longer punishable. Is this America or some other parts of the world where civility and civilization does not exist? Shame shame shame shame

  14. jerry says:

    So how do you kill them you sons of the devil

  15. Sox says:

    It’s a satire people….a simple google will get you all the info you need….this story was written in 2016….no restuarant called Skin in NYC